| Edgers | |
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 "Why is your head so big and swayin', man?" ~Edgers~ | |
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Age |
12 |
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Gender |
Male |
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Height Weight |
I need to know the average Height and Weight of a horse. I'm that lazy. XD |
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First Appearance |
Monday, August 13, 2012 |
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Allies |
No one, really. |
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Enemies |
Anyone who harms him or tries to break him. Which is kinda impossible. |
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Homeland |
Nowhere, really. He doesn't stop wandering. |
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Interests |
I dunno, being too high to talk to? |
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Species |
Horse |
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Famous Quote |
"Man, what's up with your face? It's all... Purple... Now it's green, man..." |
Edgers is a horse thats a hippy. Dunno why. He travels the land in search of the Great Magical Rock. Just a bunch of bullcrap, though.
Biography[]
Name: Edgers Vayhn
Species: Horse
Family: Who knows?
Age: 12
Gender: Male
Height: N/A
Weight: N/A
Homeland: I'm not sure.
Other Generic Info: "IT'S A DOUBLE RAINBOW!" 'Nuff said.
History[]
Basically, a horse met a hippie, became a hippie with the hippie, got sent to Mascotia somehow, and went on his quest for that great rock of magic or something. Still is a bunch of crap.
Relationships & Commentary[]
Ploxl - "He's a pink fish thing. Dunno what else to really say about that dude."
Kishiru - "Why is there a floating robe flying around with eyes? Wait, she isn't? Good to know."
Anger - "That dude tried to break me once. Gave him a kick in the face. He stays away from me for some reason, though he knows I'm over it."
Emilly - "We get together and sing random songs for no reason, dude. She's good at it, too, despite all the cackling she does."
Ashol - "Well, he's always trying to scare me. Nothin' really happens when he does, other than he just yells that he has just, 'Ragequitted', when he fails. What a weirdo."
Spot - "He's lazy. At least I get up and do stuff. He's way too self-absorbed."
Solomon - "Too chill for my standards, man."
Relucas - "What is he even doin' with that pink stuff is my first question. And my next question is this; why don't I have any of it?"
Kaxl - "Looks like that pink fellow, Ploxl. This guy, though, needs a kick in the face."
ADMIN - "Well, back in my day, dude, our demigods weren't made by giant computers. I'd rather see a real god than a giant computer, but I guess he works."
Appsody - "... She looks like a megaphone. Wonder where you scream into her."
Sir Rocky IV - "...Who? If he's a rock, then I must of stepped on him once... Is he this rock with the mustache who is stuck to my hoof? He is? Probably doesn't like me, then."
Assigned Elements[]
Trivia[]
- This is probably the ONLY guy Ashol can't troll, with the exeption of people similar to him and Solomon.
- He's chill. Probably because he's seen many things, man. So many things that you can't even begin to imagine.
- He swears he's seen a blue, pony-sized pegasus with a rainbow mane fly across the sky once, along with a poptart-cat farting a rainbow flying through space. (Ah, references. XD)
- Despite how much damage he's caused to his own brain, mind is one of his elements.